Things I Learned in the AUC

Just a little list of things I have learned about the AUC in my first year at Morehouse.


No matter how unique you think you are, there's someone just like you. What you thought was out of style apparently is still in. If you think he's gay, chances are he probably is. Don't let the reputation fool you, they roll harder at Spelman than they do at Clark. Thirsty Thursdays is always popping. Every Spelman girl comes to college with a boyfriend. The guy with the "worst" game gets the most girls. You like your Clark sister better than your Spelman one. Don't go to the library if you want to get any work done. Brazeal Hall is by far the best dorm on campus. Don't rely on the internet. Make a copy, because they will lose it. Every girl you talk to stays in the same building, on the same floor. Morehouse has the best cafeteria food. Your best friends are from Philly. Everyone wants to leave Morehouse at first, but no one actually does. There's no use trying to get girls if the twins are around. Jazzman's is the spot if there's no visitation. Don't go to Lennox on Sundays. Every girl likes the guys from LA because they all look like movie stars. Someone is always begging for an Alley Oop. Looks can be deceiving. Alex Jacke can sing better than you. Everyone has a hustle. It will always get done. Don't bother trying to keep up, because someone always has more money than you. If Garret is running, he's going to win. Lobby Rob will do your desk duty for 3 dollars. Black girls will drive you crazy. There is always something going on. You can tell the difference between a Morehouse Man and a Clark boy. Keep your standards high, or else they WILL lower. Someone is always trying to get fried. You know everyone but don't know anyone's name. The one girl you want, you can't have.


If you think I left any out just comment the post.


-Labonium