A Bird Story

There was a bird that waited too long to fly south for the winter. Mid-flight his wings begin to freeze and he crashes into a barn, nearly frozen. A nearby cow sees the helpless bird, and takes a shit on top of him warming him up. The bird is disgusted by the cows actions. A cat sees the bird covered in shit and comes over to lick the bird clean.

But only because he wanted to eat the bird.

Some people may seem mean, but only because they are trying to help
and not everyone that helps you out is really your friend

-Bone